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The office in Kansas City: +1 (816) 525-2846

what goes into a request, and what comes back

Request a trip quote 24/7, and name the departure you want reserved

Twenty six dated departures stand on the board, priced from $1,615 to $4,855 per person, and the form at the foot of this page is how you ask about any of them. Six fields decide whether the first reply comes back as a figure or as another round of questions, so this page goes through them one at a time. Every request that arrives is answered within within one business day.

See all twenty-six departuresSend a booking request

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You can request a trip quote 24/7 on this page, because a form needs nobody sitting behind it at three in the morning: it holds what you type until a person opens the queue. What comes back is decided almost entirely by what you put in. There are six fields, and the form will send with four of them empty; the answer then comes back carrying questions instead of a figure.

Start at the board rather than at the form. Twenty six departures stand on it: five run once in the year on a single day, seven over a week of starts, eight through one named month, six for most of the year. Two places appear twice, in different months, at different prices. Naming one turns your request into arithmetic somebody can finish in an hour. The board is at the whole board, all twenty-six departures, and the same twenty six month by month at the board month by month.

Six fields, and what each one does to the answer

Your name

how the reply is addressed, and the spelling the operating company uses when it writes to you.

Where the reply goes

an email address. Figures and terms go in writing first and get said aloud second.

A telephone number, if you want one used

left empty, the exchange stays written; filled in, it is a number this office answers and never one it uses to call you.

Which departure

the title and month from the board, or two if you are between. This decides whether the first reply carries a figure or a question.

Who is coming, and how the rooms divide

every figure here is per person, two sharing one room, so one adult alone, three adults or a child on a third bed each move it.

What the week has to do

free text, and the most useful field on the form. Two lines about knees, altitude or a flight you already arranged move the answer more than the other five.

The fourth field is the one everything hangs on. Name a departure and somebody can open the operating company's current sheet for that date, count your beds against it, and write back with a per person figure, what sits inside it and what you settle separately. Write "somewhere warm, maybe March" and none of that is possible, so the reply is a note asking which two of the twenty six you are between, and a day has gone. If you are undecided, name two: two figures side by side is an ordinary reply.

The room field is the one people leave vague and then feel misled by. Every figure printed on this site is per person on the basis of two people sharing one room, because that is the basis the operating companies quote in. One person in that room alone does not pay half of two, and on a nine room guesthouse the single can decide whether there is a bed at all.

Flexibility belongs in the same field, as one clause: whether your dates can move. On the five departures that run once, they cannot. On the long ones the month itself changes the number, sometimes by a third between the shoulder and the middle of the season. A date somebody else has already fixed for you closes more of the board than anything else you can tell us.

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The queue between your send and the figure

A request is read by a person and routed by nothing. That person first checks whether the departure is still open on the operating company's side for the month you named, because a board can be right on a Tuesday and wrong by the Thursday. Your party shape then goes against their current sheet, which produces the per person figure, what it carries and what it leaves out. Every request is answered within within one business day, including the ones answering that the week is full.

The reply is a plain email with numbers in it: the company that runs the week, the dates, the per person figure at your party size, what sits inside that figure, what you settle separately, and the terms that apply if you step away later. Getting yourself to the start point is your own arrangement, and the email says what that has cost other people this year. The sequence from that email to a reserved bed is at how a reservation is actually placed.

Why sending this reserves nothing yet

The form is a question with your name on it. It puts nothing on hold, it enters you in no line, and it obliges you to nothing whatever. A reservation begins to exist only when you have read a written figure, said yes to it in writing, and the operating company has confirmed the rooms on its own paperwork. Until then you can stop at any point. After it the terms at what happens if you have to drop out govern, and they are the operating company's rather than this page's.

No money moves through this office at any stage. The company that runs your week invoices you directly and pays this office a commission after you are home, which is why the form has no field for a card. +1 (816) 525-2846 reaches the same desk, and it is a number this office answers rather than one it uses to call out. What you type goes to the one operating company that needs it, and only the parts they need. Insurance and entry paperwork are refused here in words, at the straight answers. If the form will not send, the same six answers emailed to bookings@thirdcoastdispatch.com do the same job, and anything wrong on this page goes to corrections@thirdcoastdispatch.com.

Put a departure in front of the office

Open 24/7, this form will take a booking request whenever you write it. Nowhere on it is a card number requested and nothing is charged, because no money is ever owed to this office. Whatever reaches the form is opened in the order it landed, and an answer goes back inside one working day.

Nowhere on this page is a card number requested, and none is kept by this office anywhere. Writing costs you nothing and ties you to nothing. Asking is not the same as holding: your date belongs to whoever asks next until the operating company has confirmed it on paper and you have read what it requires of you.